Mar 14 2019
I love steak.
I love blowjobs!
But I’m not keen on National Steak and BlowJob Day so declared on March 14, one month after Valentine’s Day as “payback” for the romance and affection heterosexual men gave their wives and girlfriends on that day.
Womp womp call me a feminist killjoy, but I’m really over the idea that women, to paraphrase a popular meme, are vending machines that men can put kindness coins into until sex falls out.
If your partner showed you attention, affection, tenderness, or sentimentality on Valentine’s Day, great! But you don’t “owe” them a damn thing.
Feb 28 2019
Oh man, I can barely even write “wetter sex is better sex” without getting a complete and total hard-on. (Yes, women can get those, too!)
Feb 14 2019
I’ve celebrated a lot of Valentine’s Days in my years, some as a single gal and some as a “taken” gal, and I find it to be….WAY overrated. Expectations are always so high on the “day of love” when you’re in a relationship and the price of that fancy steak dinner is even higher! The pressure to have a perfect, romantic, sexy evening is off the charts - and it’s a bunch of bullshit if you ask me.
Feb 13 2019
Galentine’s Day may be both the best fictional TV holiday turned real holiday, and the best, most wholesome pop culture phenomenon of the 2010s.
Feb 12 2019
Gifts designed to enhance your sexual connection and romantic relationship are perfect for Valentine’s Day. But I’ve heard from folks who love the idea of it, but are a bit intimidated because they don’t know how to present it.
“What do I, just hand them a dildo wrapped in pink tissue paper?” Well sure! That’s one way to do it. And here are some others: