Latest Blog Posts

  • Best Sex Tips to Stay Warm All Winter Long

    Jan 07 2019
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    I’m writing this blog post from my bed, where I am draped in three blankets and wearing a mismatched sweatsuit from 2005.  Damn, Miranda, you’s a sexy bitch!  But seriously, I am a freak of nature when it comes to body temperature and trying to keep warm during the wintertime.  Perhaps I have the shittiest circulation on the planet, but even in a mound of blankets and some super cozy sweats, my fingers and toes are still ice cold.   But don’t worry...my heart is still warm.  Cue the “awwwwwwwwwws.” 

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  • Let’s Resolve to Have Better Sex in 2019

    Dec 20 2018
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    I freaking LOVE sex.  I do!  But when I take a look back on my sex life in 2018, there is nothing particularly wild or crazy about it.  I had sex, yes..and it was good, yes...but I want to look back at 2019 - one whole year from now - and say to myself, “holy moly, I was a kinkly little sex goddess this past year!”  I clearly didn’t accomplish that in 2018… and there’s room for improvement.  

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  • Miranda’s Sex Toy Gift Guide 2018

    Dec 07 2018
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    Crap, we’re already well into December! You know what that means? It’s time to get gifts, gifts and more gifts! Thankfully, I love picking out gifts for people. I just hate receiving them! Like, thanks for the white turtleneck, Aunt Marge. It’s totes flattering on me. NOT!

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  • Benefits of E-Stimulation

    Nov 26 2018
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    Electro-stimulation of the vagina may sound scary, but it’s actually pretty magical, with a number of benefits for your body, sexual functioning, and health.

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  • Good Orgasms Come to Those Who...Foreplay

    Nov 20 2018
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    For as long as I can remember, I’ve always craved drama and suspense. Suspense in the movies I watch, drama in the books I read, and extra suspense when it comes to my favorite pastime...sex.  So bring on the drama, bring on the suspense, and bring on the...FOREPLAY!  .

     

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